I have kept my iPod touch loaded with sweet jams for the past 2 years that will please any self-respecting lady in the scene shop. Today, my mission was to make it completely hipster friendly. I have added the following bands back into my playlists. Damn the man. I will love my weirdo mellow music and you will suck it.

-Bjork

-The Ditty Bops

-Zero 7

-Roisin Murphy

-Aimee Mann

-Tegan and Sara

-Sufjan Stevens

-Spoon

-Ray LaMontagne 

-Mumford and Sons

-Kaki King

-Iron & Wine

-Imogen Heap

-Gotye (Totally mainstream. Not hipster anymore.)

-The Weepies

-Belle & Sebastian

-Fleet Foxes

-Foster the People

-Neutral Milk Hotel

-Vampire Weekend

-The Weakerthans

To say, “yeah, you’ve probably never heard of them” is a gross misstep. Everyone has heard of them. Hence why I’m not a hipster yet. TEACH ME, FUTURE GUARDIANS.

Also, through a bizarre turn of events, it seems as though I have a job interview as soon as I get to Portland. At a spa. So. Things might just start workin out for ol’ Softshoe. (Still working on my hipster nickname.)

I move in 5 days. I am not packed yet. I am highly emotional. Even more than usual. Yipes.