Yes, I am packing everything I own 2 weeks before I need to leave. This is not only so I can be prepared, but also so I can go through everything I own. I need to do this for obvious reasons, but most importantly, to take inventory of all the things I own that will pass in Hipsterland, USA. Here are the things I have found in my possession that could prove to save me in a pinch:
-Plaid Fedora
-Gotye’s Album “Making Mirrors”
-Owl Necklace
-Rice Notebook paper
-Leggings
-Organic Chai Vanilla Body Lotion
-A Bag of Yarn
-A Copy of The Omnivore’s Dilemma
-A Beret
Just for organizations’ sake, here are the things I KNOW will not pass as “cool” or “ironic”:
-Hundreds of Tiny Plastic Dinosaurs
-Jager Shirts
-Dinosaur Lamp
-Basketball Shorts
-Dinosaur Slippers
-Horse-Racing Memorabilia of Any Kind
-Dinosaur Onesie
I guess you could say most of my anxiety is dinosaur-related.
T-MINUS 2 WEEKS.
