• Everyone In The World: You're moving? Where?
  • Me: Oregon.
  • EITW: Oh... you have a job or something there?
  • Me: No.
  • EITW: Uhhh.... do you have family there or something?
  • Me: No. I'm just moving.
  • EITW: Oh.
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